What's the king of all school supplies?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which animals make the best football players?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?