Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do stars go to college?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?