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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the barber win the race?
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What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
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What makes music in your hair?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?