What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where does the president keep his razor?