What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What did autumn say to summer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?