What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do football players make great fishermen?