Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the difference between people and chickens?