Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What game do mice love to play?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?