Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the mime upset?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?