Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the cat so small?
How did the toad die?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?