What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which singer could always break a five?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?