What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?