What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?