Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do snowmen get information?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?