My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do frogs get to work?