Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a short cow?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?