What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?