Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?