What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What game do mice love to play?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where would you put an injured insect?