What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?