What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?