What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Which fly makes films?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What horn never makes a sound?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?