What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?