Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How does a barber get to work?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?