Families are like fudge.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What sport do horses love to play?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?