Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?