What table can you never sit at?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Can February March?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?