Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?