Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?