Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?