Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?