What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?