What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are winter days great?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
I broke my finger!
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do cats make a birthday cake?