What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?