What do you call a hairless poodle?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?