How do frogs get to work?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which state has the best streets?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?