Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do books sleep?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What bird is always sad?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do nosey peppers do?