What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do frogs get to work?