Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?