Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?