What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What sweet treat never panics?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?