What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?