Why do vampires always look sick?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which big cat never tells the truth?