Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did March say to the madness?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?