Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?