Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
How long will dinner be?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?