Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is money so stubborn?