What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?