Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How did the toad die?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?