Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do bees gossip?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?