How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?