Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are baseball games at night?