What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do cats wear to work?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?