What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What birds make average students?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What does Santa order at the bar?