What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How can you make 7 even?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do fish do at parades?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?