Why was the math book sad?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How does a witch play loud music?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What bird is always sad?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?