Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the holiest insect?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?