Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?