What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?