Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?