Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Are baby skunks cute?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What was the first animal in space?