What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?