What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How long will dinner be?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What animal styles their hair every day?