What did one plate say to the other?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How long do chickens work?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How are mountains able to see?