What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?