Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call an old snowman?