What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the most determined bird?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you say if you meet a toad?