Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What musical instrument is the best typist?