Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?