How was the wedding?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal floats best?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?