Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?