What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?