What's a dog's favorite city?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What birds always travel in twos?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?