Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What fish sings the best?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?