How much does freedom weigh?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What utensil does water use to eat?
It's allergy season again?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
I broke my finger!
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?